Let's Pretend This Never HappenedPenguin, 17/04/2012 - 384 من الصفحات The #1 New York Times bestselling (mostly true) memoir from the hilarious author of Furiously Happy. “Gaspingly funny and wonderfully inappropriate.”—O, The Oprah Magazine When Jenny Lawson was little, all she ever wanted was to fit in. That dream was cut short by her fantastically unbalanced father and a morbidly eccentric childhood. It did, however, open up an opportunity for Lawson to find the humor in the strange shame-spiral that is her life, and we are all the better for it. In the irreverent Let’s Pretend This Never Happened, Lawson’s long-suffering husband and sweet daughter help her uncover the surprising discovery that the most terribly human moments—the ones we want to pretend never happened—are the very same moments that make us the people we are today. For every intellectual misfit who thought they were the only ones to think the things that Lawson dares to say out loud, this is a poignant and hysterical look at the dark, disturbing, yet wonderful moments of our lives. Readers Guide Inside |
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Stanley the Magical Talking Squirrel | |
Dont Tell Your Parents | |
Jenkins You Motherfucker | |
If You Need an Arm Condom It Might Be Time to Reevaluate | |
Draw Me a Fucking | |
And Thats Why Neil Patrick Harris Would Be the Most | |
If You See My Liver Youve Gone Too | |
Phone Conversation I Had with My Husband After I Got Lost | |
Thanks for the Zombies Jesus | |
Am the Wizard of Oz of Housewives In That I Am Both | |
An Open Letter to My Husband Who Is Asleep in the Next | |
We Dont Sleep with Goats | |
It Wasnt Even My Crack | |
And Thats Why You Should Learn to Pick Your Battles | |
No One Ever Taught Me Couch Etiquette | |
Just Your Average Engagement Story | |
Married on the Fourth of July | |
The Dark and Disturbing Secrets HR Doesnt Want You | |
You Cant Go Home Again Unless You Want to Get Mauled | |
True Facts | |
Acknowledgments | |
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